
AOL, Bing, CD-ROM, DOS, eBay… Ce sont des abréviations d’un groupe de mots formé par la ou les premières lettres de ces mots pour donner à la fin un sigle ou un acronyme. Pourtant ces acronymes peuvent avoir d’autres significations qui échappent à  l’analyse et dont je vous propose la liste ci-dessous, LOL.
A
(AMIGA)Â Â A Merely Insignificant Gamers Addiction
(Apple)Â Â Arrogance Produced Profit Losing Entity
(AOL)Â Advertising Overloads Losers
B
(BASIC)  Bill’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control
(BING) Believe I‘m Not Google
(BIOS) Basically I‘m Origin of System
(BIOS)Â Boots In One Second
C
(COBOL)Â Â Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
(CD-ROM)Â Â Consumer Device-Rendered Obsolete in Months
D
(DEC)Â Â Do Expect Cuts
(DOS)Â Defective Operating System
E
(eBook)Â Enemy of Book
(eBay) Â Electronic Bid Against Yourself
G
(Gigo) Â Garbage In, Garbage Out
H
(HCL) Â Hilarious Computer Logic
(HTTP) Â Hackers Text Transfer Protocol
I
(IBM) Â I Blame Microsoft
(IBM) Â I Buy Macs
(iPad) Â I Protest Adobe
(iPhone) Â I Prefer Hipness Over Network Excellence
(iPod) Â Idiots Price Our Devices
(IE) Â Internet Exploder
(ISDN) Â It Still Does Nothing
L
(LISP) Â Lots of Infuriating and Silly Parenthesis
M
(MAC) Â Most Absurd Computer
(Macintosh) Â Most Applications Crash, If Not, The Operating System Hangs
(Microsoft) Â Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
(MIPS) Â Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
(MSN) Â My Silly Network
N
(NEXT) Â Now EXchange for Trash
(NAPSTER) Â No longer A Possible Solution To Escape Record-buying
(NTFS) Â Not a Trusted File System
O
(OS/2) Â Obsolete Soon 2
(OS) Â Operation Suspende
P
(PICNIC) Â Problem In Chair Not In Computer
(PDF) Â Pigs Do Fly
(PHP) Â Pretty Horrid Privacy
(Pentium) Â Produced Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
(PCMCIA)  People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
R
(RAM) Â Raggedy A** Machine
S
(SSL) Â Security Silently Leaked
(SSL) Â Sessions Seriously Lagging
(SPAM) Â Successfully Pestering Advertising Material
(SCSI)  System Can’t See It
T
(TWAIN) Â Technology Without Any Important Name
(Twitter) Â Thoughts Which I Think They Enjoy Reading
V
(Vista)  Very Inconsistent Software – Try Another
W
(WGA) Â Windows Genuinely Angry
(WARP) Â What A Rot Program
(Windows) Â Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
(Windows)  Wished I‘d Never Deployed On Work Station
(Windows ME) Â Windows Mistake Edition
(Windows XP) Â Windows eXPired
(WWW) Â World Wide Wait
Y
(Yahoo) Â You Always Have Other Options
Source : Makeuseof